Client: I need you to come fix this equipment ASAP. This affects patient care! Me: How long has the equipment been down? Client: Over a year now. Me: And this is only now affecting patient care? Sorry, but it doesn’t meet the standards. We’ll get to you when we can.
My dad called me a couple weeks ago because he said he couldn’t log into his laptop. This, for anyone who knows my dad, could mean anythng, such as his mouse wasn’t working. I remoted into his laptop, and sure enough, he had logged in successfully, he was simply being prompted to set up a […]
I was warned about this guy by my main contact at a fairly large firm – he’s her Boss. She explained – ‘He’s the type that strides about waving his arms about expressively whilst talking complete bollocks!’