Moron and Twat (Solicitors)
Moron and Twat (Solicitors) avatar

This is another tale from many years ago when I was an indie IT guy in southeastern UK… Amongst my many and varied customers there is a firm of solicitors that have a higher moron-content than most Government departments and who have provided me with several of my more ludicrous stories. This time they’re going […]

Turn off the Computer…
Turn off the Computer… avatar

Tech: “Ok sir I think we will need to turn off your computer please hold the power button down until all the lights go out.” User: “ok done, now what.” Tech: “Just to make sure all the lights and noises have stopped coming out of your computer?” User: “I still hear the fan noise and the […]